Cat Triptych of the Day

Meet Lady.  She doesn't know a SOPAPIPA from a bread stick.

Lady just is.  She is a ray of black sunshine. Her tapering, puffy legs look like a chubby London schoolboy's knickers filled with candies, and her hair consists of a texture much like the ladies on my high school track team.  Clearly, as shown above, she loves to bite pillows, and bare daggers when bothered.  Occasionally, she makes sounds.  Lady is left-handed.  Her backhand is in the 99th percentile of accuracy.  Additionally, she is an award-winning mother of 2, including His Majesty, "Choco."  The whereabouts of her youngest, "Mouse," approximately 10 years old and 7 lbs, remains unknown.  Mouse was taken from our home in South Austin in March 2011.  South Austin:  if you see a tiny, timid white cat with yellow eyes in your area, take care of it and please alert me immediately.

Stats

Age: Unknown (11+)

Weight:  10 lbs

Type:  Domestic Long Hair

Color: Tortoise/Creme/Blue

Hobbies Include:  Glaring. Glaring some more. Not giving two shits.  Did I mention,

she could care less?