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Choco:  The teddy-cat.

Choco.  The floppiest, blondest and puffiest wonder on Jinx Avenue.  His meow consists of a cross between a whining wind-up toy and the sound that Danny makes in The Shining when he's talking via his imaginary friend "Tony," only not creepy--charming.
He shits marshmallows and breathes unicorns.  This is the friendliest, most anime-like creature in my house, and we have 11. He is a handsome boy, that Choco.  Not so fast ladies. Don't be fooled by those pumkpin-colored eyes and those fur-ladened culottes, he's gayer than Rick Perry's last buttboy.

Stats

Male

10.5 years old

13 lbs.

Domestic Longhair

Creme colored tabby

Aquarius

Hobbies include:  Forceibly  against human legs when they're in their tiny kitchens, telling dogs where to stuff it, and long walks to the backyard to take private dumps.